WHAT IS MARKETING????

My frenz have sent me this..
N I found it is quite interest!
When I check my mail,there is 600 sumthg more mail in it,
bt den tis is the 1st 1 tat i opened!
so have a look ya?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'


2. You're at a partywith a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up toher and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'


3. You see agorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. Thenext day, you call and say: ' Hi,I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That'sTelemarketing'


4. You're at a partyand see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to herand pour her a
drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she dropsit, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'Youare very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, anotherperson come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him- 'That's competition eating into your market share'


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marryme!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets'